مقابلة مع مصري ( تعلم اللغة كيف بتكون)

An Egyptian Interview


Reporter : Hi

Egyptian: Hell

Reporter: Do u speak English

Egyptian: Berfect

Reporter: Do u mind if I interview u

Egyptian: No, I don't have a mind

Reporter: What's your name?

Egyptian: Taha

Reporter: Sex?

Taha: I love it

Reporter: oh no, I meant male or female?

Taha (yelling): what do u sink?

Reporter: it's just for the sake of the report. Never mind...male....

Taha: yas male .and i can brove it any time u want

Reporter: No, thanks, I'll take ur word for it...so. How do u find life here in Egypt?

Taha: Egybt..Very nice cantry. nice wezar .nice food .byramidz

Reporter : Oh well .beside the weather and the pyramids .what else do u like in ur country?

Taha: Byramids, nice wezar, nice food

Reporter: DO YOU WORK?

Taha: Yas yas..

Reporter: What do u think about the traffic problem in egypt?

Taha: Very big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za guvurment is
trying to make it bettar..zey did za circle street and za mehwar
street..and zey make all streets one way so if u go..u cant come back!!!

Reporter: What about the economic problems in Egypt ?

Taha: I do not undurstand what u say

Reporter: I mean..how do u deal with money problems in egypt ?

Taha : Egypt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..alot of water..and we have byramidz

Reporter: So do u make a lot of money?

Taha : No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend I know make
money at home..and he go to brizon..if u make money at home..

Reporter : let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do u have a lot of money?

Taha: me? I ..Not alot…..but I eat and drink Alhamdulelah?

Reporter: Then where does all the money go?

Taha: Guvurment

Reporter: And what does the government do with the money?

Taha : Zey Build circle street, mehwar street and make all streets one way

Reporter: well , Ok...Do u vote?

Taha: What duz zat mean?

Reporter: Do u choose your president

Taha: Mubarak?

Reporter: yes

Taha (nervously) : I didn't give my voice..But if I was. I will give him my voice

Reporter: Why him?

Taha : Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za leadar airoplane

Reporter: But there r no wars right now

Taha : But if we have war..u see?...we know we will have a very good airoplane in it

Reporter: what about the last 26 years?

Taha: I got marry..and have Ahmed and Amira..and……….

Reporter: No, i meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26 years

Taha: He build circle street, mehwar street and make all streets one way

Reporter: Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha

Taha: No broblem, only 10 bounds

Reporter: I never said i will pay u for this

Taha : ok ok




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اكتر شي موتني ضحك هالجملة

Reporter: Do u mind if I interview u

Egyptian: No, I don't have a mind


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